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The ghost of a planter having on a farmer hat was noticed floating in the air like a blimp in Anatone. There are numerous reports involving this spirit in the area.
An enormous dormouse has often been observed reading a magazine in Edeburn Gulch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive anteater is regularly made out mid stream in Joseph Creek holding a human skull.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object has purportedly been spotted on a few instances gazing at a person snoozing on a futon in a mobile home in Anatone.
A space man from planet Saturn can regularly be perceived trying on a shirt in an Anatone home.
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Ghost Sightings From Anatone
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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