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These are some lies we made up about Anacortes.
An extremely frightening phantom may be made out over and over again wandering through a home in Anacortes. Several folks claim this phantom gets pleasure from scaring unwise people who have the guts to interrupt the tranquility in Anacortes.
The ghost of an old female holding a pistol is now and then observed in Cap Sante Park in the early morning hours twinkling a light.
A space invader has been said to have been observed on a small number of occasions pacing through a home right next door to Anacortes.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief may once in a while be distinguished yelling people's names by Cap Sante Waterway. It's been argued that this specific phantom can be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Anacortes some time ago.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady is repeatedly perceived on the shore of Whistle Lake appearing scary.
A colossal sheep can frequently be perceived in City of Seattle Rock at midnight pointing
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at the watcher.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship has from time to time been distinguished screaming at the witness to beat it at Cranberry Lake Dam very late at night.
A gigantic raccoon is now and then made out at a pay phone in Anacortes talking on the phone.
A dark crow that transformed into a lady is known
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to have been distinguished on many occasions around midnight marveling at Devils Elbow. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost could be a well-known old days local of Anacortes. Regardless of what people verbalize, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that should be left alone.
The ghost of a young-looking woman clad as a maid may sometimes be seen demolishing a glove at Anaco Beach. Well, this is an unlikable ghost that is rather not disrupted.
An enormous eland was perceived looking at the view from the summit of Bowman Hill late at night.
The spirit of a young cowboy became visible looking down into the water at Alice Bight before sunrise. The arrival of the bystander frightened the ghost who then vanished. In any event, it's undeniably a chilling spirit that you wouldn't want to run into before dawn.
A bloodcurdling being was observed wandering through an Anacortes vicinity graveyard. The ghost talked about revenging a killing. If you listen to what the people who live here say, this ghost
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is probably the undead ghost of a local who used to reside here in Anacortes.
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Ghost Sightings From Anacortes
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Ghost Sightings From Anacortes
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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