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A Centrosaurus has been perceived on frequent instances on a dark night floating by on Basket Creek.
An alien from planet Neptune can often be observed by Elmer Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water.
A man with a large hole through his upper body can be witnessed repeatedly watching cable in an Amboy living room late at night. A number of folks allege this spirit is the undeceased soul of a former Amboy person who lived here.
A female's body having a raccoon's head has sometimes been seen down near Lucia Falls after midnight smoking a cigar. In any case, this is a bad spirit that you do not want to encounter late in the night.
A space alien from another solar system is occasionally spotted in Amboy Park at night dragging a dead body over the grass.
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Ghost Sightings From Amboy
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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