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A young girl in a blood-splattered dress has repeatedly been made out chucking pieces of wood by Boulder Creek.
An enormous lynx is frequently seen late at night flying across Chow Chow Prairie.
A medusa is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions up on Lone Mountain devastating a glove.
A female with a green face may be distinguished time and again in a flat in Amanda Park.
A massive ermine has from time to time been witnessed in an Amanda Park house.
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Ghost Sightings From Amanda Park
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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