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These are some lies we made up about Almira.
Julius Ceasar can frequently be spotted beside Wilson Creek Falls on a dark night trying to state something.
An extraterrestrial from Mars may be seen over and over again in Childers Draw around midnight struggling to capture something.
An extremely large ocelot has occasionally been observed being carried by a Harley on a murky highway next to Almira.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot is occasionally spotted in an Almira mobile home. Scores of local residents declare this ghost is the undead spirit of a former Almira local.
A space alien from another solar system has been said to have been perceived on a few occasions moving orbs around in Moses Lake State Park near the park headquarters.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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