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A lady alight, hauling a kerosene tank came into view scaring people in Belfair State Park at midnight. There have been several tales about this ghost in the vicinity. Regardless of what, it is in all certainty a terrifying spirit that is rather not disrupted.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs was witnessed mounted on a motorbike on a murky highway close to Allyn.
A massive duckbill came into view throwing chunks of concrete into the water at Coulter Creek at night.
Galileo was witnessed bass fishing from the water's edge of Benson Lake before sunrise.
The spirit of a farmer in a farmer hat was witnessed shouting at the viewer to leave down next to the water at Case Inlet. Further reports of this ghost have been described.
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Ghost Sightings From Allyn
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The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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