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These are some lies we made up about Albion.
A lady ablaze, grasping a gasoline bottle has been made out on one or two occasions conversing into the night down beside Lynch Spring at the stroke of midnight. No matter what, this phantom certainly is creepy; one that is better not disturbed.
A space invader from deep space may occasionally be made out spending time in a derelict mansion in Albion.
An extremely large mule has repeatedly been noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise hovering over Spring Flat.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object is often noticed standing by a desolate highway in the vicinity of Albion.
A gigantic snake has purportedly been observed on a few occasions howling up on the peak of Kamiak Butte.
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Ghost Sightings From Albion
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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