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These are some lies we made up about Acme.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space was distinguished smoking a cigar late at night by a road sign in Acme.
Thumbelina was witnessed staring at the water by Marona Mill Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous cow has repeatedly been seen examining Hard Scrabble Falls Gulch in detail before dawn.
A space alien from planet Jupiter has supposedly been made out on one or two occasions down at Hard Scrabble Falls in the early morning hours grasping a human skull.
A space alien from outer space can repeatedly be witnessed having a seat at the kitchen counter in an Acme residence shouting.
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Ghost Sightings From Acme
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Ghost Sightings From Acme
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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