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These are some lies we made up about Aberdeen.
A giant marmoset came into view playing a piece of music on a xylophone in an Aberdeen residence.
A big scary ghost became visible very late at night checking out Bear Gulch in detail. This exact phantom has been witnessed repeatedly in this spot.
An extremely large rhinoceros was observed by Aberdeen Lake Dam before sunrise looking at the water.
An ET from Jupiter was seen going out of control near the water at Aberdeen Lake.
The ghost of a bound up gentleman has regularly been distinguished by Cosmopolis Waterway throwing chunks of concrete. Based on what the folks who live here allege, this ghost is the undeparted soul of a former Aberdeen local resident.
A big creepy ogre has been seen on one or two occasions in a mirror in an Aberdeen building; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
The ghost of a youthful lady drenched in blood can frequently be observed trying to find a shoe beside a parked pickup in an Aberdeen
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parking lot at midnight.
The phantom of an aged witch has now and then been spotted in Benn Memorial Park at night burying a dead body by a sizeable boulder.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is from time to time made out gulping blood from a mug at the stroke of midnight on a park bench in Aberdeen.
The alien pilot of
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an unidentified flying object is known to have been witnessed on a handful of instances at Cow Point before sunrise staring down into the water.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space can occasionally be witnessed drifting by on Anderson Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic tapir is often spotted having a seat at the kitchen counter in an Aberdeen residence slurping milk.
A gigantic turtle has allegedly been seen on a few occasions striding through an apartment in Aberdeen.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy can frequently be seen near Fort Columbia State Park discussing into the thin air.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be perceived very frequently reading a newspaper outside Fort Clatsop National Memorial.
A gentleman with a big hole through his torso has from time to time been observed staggering through a residence in close proximity to Aberdeen.
A very large weasel is every now and then noticed at a pay phone in Aberdeen using the phone.
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female's body having a skunk's head has been said to have been noticed on numerous occasions strolling through an Aberdeen neighborhood cemetery.
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Ghost Sightings From Aberdeen
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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