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A very large steer has often been perceived pointing at the bystander on a dark night on a park bench in Yoncalla.
Aristotle is regularly witnessed up on Ambrose Hill staring angrily at the viewer.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has allegedly been witnessed on many instances going crazy mid stream in Adams Creek.
A female having a knife in her head can frequently be noticed hovering across Yoncalla Valley at the stroke of midnight. A local resident declares that this spirit is that of a person who existed here in Yoncalla in the past.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter may be perceived repeatedly digging a cavity in Dodge Canyon at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Yoncalla
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Ghost Sightings From Yoncalla
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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