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These are some lies we made up about Wolf Creek.
A centaur has occasionally been perceived at Strong Dam at midnight taking pleasure in the vista.
A very large frog is from time to time made out trying to find another ghost in Stage Coach Forest State Park in the early morning hours.
A very large fox has purportedly been made out on several instances guzzling water from Azalea Spring very late at night.
A colossal snake can sometimes be spotted sniveling beside the water's edge at Ehlig Reservoir.
A space man from another solar system was made out in a mirror in a Wolf Creek trailer; the spirit was only perceptible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Wolf Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Wolf Creek
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
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