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These are some lies we made up about Winston.
A space alien from another solar system has often been seen by Adams Creek trying to express something.
A colossal koodoo is often witnessed at midnight heading a directed visit of Civil Bend to a company of ghosts.
The ghost of a lady with a dagger in her head has been said to have been seen on numerous instances by Pacific Plywood Dam after midnight gazing at the water. According to what the locals assert, this ghost may be a famous former time dweller of Winston.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship may regularly be perceived suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Winston.
A lady having the head of a beast may be observed often calling out people's names up on Big Baldy. One thing's for guaranteed, this is a bad ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
Genghis Khan has occasionally been perceived glancing over Round Prairie on a dark night.
A huge dromedary is once in a while made out
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in Green Oaks County Park in the early morning hours before sunrise yelling at the watcher to be off.
A gigantic ferret has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions on the shore of Eugene Log Pond flinging pieces of wood.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space has regularly been witnessed in the early morning hours before
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sunrise studying Dickerson Canyon in detail.
A space alien from another solar system is repeatedly noticed in a store in the Winston vicinity.
A lady hauling her head next to her arm has purportedly been made out on a handful of instances ascending out from a storm drain on a Winston lane around midnight.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship can regularly be noticed playing a piece of music on a piano in a Winston flat.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune may be seen time and again in a Winston school after midnight staggering the hallways.
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Ghost Sightings From Winston
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Ghost Sightings From Winston
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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