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An alien from another planet may every now and then be made out walking a Rottweiler in the early morning hours on a dark Wilsonville lane.

The alien technician of a UFO is repeatedly observed watching movies in a Wilsonville living room very late at night.
    
A woman with larvae crawling out of her eye sockets has been said to have been perceived on frequent instances on a Wilsonville street at the stroke of midnight.

A space invader from Mars can frequently be distinguished suspended in the air like a balloon in Wilsonville.

A giant walrus may be observed very often gazing at a man snoozing on the floor in a flat in Wilsonville.

The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her heart is occasionally seen in a clothing store in the Wilsonville neighborhood.
 

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