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These are some lies we made up about Willamina.
The spirit of a young lady with a cord around her neck is often witnessed gazing at folks in a Willamina home through a keyhole.
A colossal deer has been witnessed on many instances shouting in Buck Hollow at night.
A man devoid of a head may be made out often in Blackwell Park on a dark night looking. Anyhow, this phantom indisputably is scary; one that any sane person wouldn't wish to meet.
An martian traveler from deep space has every now and then been observed up on the peak of Big Mountain attempting to grasp something.
Galileo is once in a while made out twinkling a lantern on the water's edge of Bailey Reservoir.
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Ghost Sightings From Willamina
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Ghost Sightings From Willamina
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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