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These are some lies we made up about Warm Springs.
A Chupacabra has purportedly been observed on numerous instances going out of control down by Symentire Spring before dawn.
A giant finch can from time to time be observed by Tenino Bench scooping out a hollow.
The spirit of a young-looking cowboy was seen by Campbell Creek trashing an object. The ghost talked about revenging a homicide.
An alien from another solar system emerged on the peak of Coyote Butte around midnight staring at the vista.
An extraterrestrial was spotted in Pelton Park at midnight concealing a body by a large rock.
A menacing being became visible guzzling gasoline at Pelton Dam before sunrise. The watcher was frightened and ran off. One of the locals confidently argues that this ghost could be a distinguished past dweller of Warm Springs.
An martian tourist from another solar system was spotted in a boat on Lake Simtustus smoking a cigar.
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Ghost Sightings From Warm Springs
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Ghost Sightings From Warm Springs
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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