Vernonia   These are some lies we made up about Vernonia. A massive squirrel can repeatedly be noticed pacing through a Vernonia vicinity graveyard. A space invader from the Moon can be spotted often howling at the eye witness to stay away at Vernonia Log Pond Dike at the stroke of midnight.      A gargantuan gnu has from time to time been observed fly fishing from the water's edge of Hawkins Lake before sunrise. A gargantuan guanaco has purportedly been witnessed on one or two instances scraping out a crater in Airport City Park late in the night. A space invader from another planet was seen hanging out in an uninhabited mansion in Vernonia. A Stegosaurus came into view digging a nook in the soil in Clatsop State Forest late at night.   More Lies About Vernonia On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Vernonia Submit a lie about Vernonia, Oregon: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Oregon Fun things to do in and near Vernonia.   Rainbow Lanes,  Bowling, Forest Grove, 18 miles away Other untruthful towns near Vernonia, Oregon: Clatskanie, Oregon, 8 miles away Buxton, Oregon, 8 miles away Timber, Oregon, 11 miles away Banks, Oregon, 13 miles away Gales Creek, Oregon, 13 miles away Manning, Oregon, 13 miles away Forest Grove, Oregon, 18 miles away Rainier, Oregon, 19 miles away North Plains, Oregon, 19 miles away Deer Island, Oregon, 19 miles away Scappoose, Oregon, 19 miles away Ghost Sightings From Vernonia