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These are some lies we made up about Veneta.
A space invader is known to have been seen on one or two instances up on Bolton Hill flickering a flash light.
An extremely large mandrill can be noticed repeatedly in a metal boat on Carrol Reservoir scaring folks.
A half decomposed human dead body has now and then been perceived repositioning orbs around underneath a streetlight in Veneta.
The spirit of a planter in a hat has supposedly been made out on many instances floating along Battle Creek at night. No matter what, this is an unlikable spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship can sometimes be observed in Krugur Park at the stroke of midnight covering a corpse by a big rock.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy has often been perceived on a dark night struggling out of Warren Slough covered in dirty water.
The phantom of a youthful air force pilot is frequently noticed staring at the water by Fern Ridge Dam in the early
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morning hours before sunrise.
A young girl having on a bloody prom dress has been said to have been made out on a handful of occasions burrowing an outlet beside the water at Orchard Point. A person who lives here asserts that this ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Veneta many years ago. Regardless of what folks express,
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it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling ghost that should be stayed away from.
A space man from Mars can often be made out strolling from apartment to apartment very late at night on a Veneta street.
An ET from space may be seen often searching through a fridge in the kitchen of a Veneta apartment at the stroke of midnight.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has now and then been distinguished having a seat at a table in a Veneta home.
A space alien from Pluto has been made out on a handful of instances near Dexter State Park guzzling chlorine.
A space invader from the cosmos may every so often be noticed in a desolate neighborhood near Veneta.
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Ghost Sightings From Veneta
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Ghost Sightings From Veneta
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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