Umpqua

 
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One of the three Little Pigs was seen down at Churchill Rapids at the stroke of midnight chucking pieces of wood.

A space alien from the Moon has frequently been made out hollowing out a hole in James Wood Park at midnight.

A black as coal cat that shape-shifted into a lady is regularly noticed in Branton Bar late at night burning a hat. One thing's for sure, this ghost undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that any sane person wouldn't want to bump into.
    
An extraterrestrial from deep space has allegedly been spotted on many instances guzzling blood from a mug next to the water's edge at Beaver Pond.

The alien commander of a flying saucer may regularly be witnessed gazing at the panorama from the top of Green Butte in the early morning hours.

 

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