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These are some lies we made up about Umpqua.
The ghost of an old hag became visible sniveling down next to Churchill Rapids in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost nodded to the bystander.
A female's body having a goat's head was noticed in James Wood Park before sunrise yelling. When the ghost was seen it vanished into the air. People here who have distinguished this ghost declare this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long departed Umpqua local resident.
An enormous dugong was spotted before dawn studying Branton Bar in detail.
A space alien from planet Pluto has regularly been distinguished near the waterfront at Beaver Pond attempting to say something.
A space alien from another solar system is repeatedly observed on the summit of Green Butte at night glancing at the sight.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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