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These are some lies we made up about Ukiah.
The ghost of an aged female carrying a shot gun has been made out on frequent instances coming into sight in a closet mirror.
A giant lamb may repeatedly be spotted glugging down water from Clark Spring at the stroke of midnight.
The alien commander of a flying saucer may be spotted often concealing a dead body by a large rock in Bridge Creek Wildlife Area at midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy has sometimes been perceived exploring Day Canyon in detail in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a flight attendant is now and then spotted dragging a dead body from the freezing water of Bridge Creek late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Ukiah
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Ghost Sightings From Ukiah
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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