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A very large weasel has been seen on a few occasions struggling to grasp something down a deserted highway near Tygh Valley after midnight.
A colossal platypus may now and then be seen at the waterfront at Pine Hollow Reservoir contemplating.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft was spotted staying in a neglected dwelling in Tygh Valley.
A gigantic pig came into sight at the stroke of midnight giving a directed tour of Hill Bench to a troop of ghosts.
The ghost of a young-looking lady with a cable around her neck was spotted glancing over Smock Prairie at midnight. When observed the ghost approached the witness who then ran away. Several folks argue this ghost is most likely the tormented ghost of a local who used to reside here in Tygh Valley. No matter what, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Tygh Valley
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Ghost Sightings From Tygh Valley
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
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