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These are some lies we made up about Toledo.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system was witnessed having a seat on the floor in a building in the neighborhood of Toledo.
A very large frog became visible scraping out a crater in Cannon Quarry County Park before sunrise.
An alien from planet Venus came into view at Mill Creek Dam before dawn annihilating a shoe.
The frightening phantom of a Gaul was observed sipping blood from a glass by Abbey Creek. Many stories of this ghost have been reported.
A big terrifying giant was perceived in Pioneer Summit late at night looking for a hat.
A chilling skeleton has repeatedly been made out looking at the sight from the highest spot of Buford Hill on a dark night.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire is repeatedly distinguished bass fishing from the shore of Bay Hills Reservoir very late at night. Regardless of what, this is a nasty ghost that should be avoided.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy
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is rumored to have been witnessed on numerous occasions staring down into the water at Coquille Point late at night.
A giant gemsbok can frequently be noticed in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror after midnight.
A massive buffalo may be seen time and again mowing the lawn in the garden of a home in Toledo.
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Ghost Sightings From Toledo
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Ghost Sightings From Toledo
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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