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These are some lies we made up about Tillamook.
The ghost of a youthful lady sporting a blood-splattered dress may often be observed watching television in a Tillamook living room in the early morning hours. One of the local residents determinedly asserts that this phantom is the undead spirit of a long departed Tillamook local resident. Well, it in all certainty is a chilling spirit that is rather not messed with.
A massive prairie dog may be seen very frequently up on the summit of Balmer Hill chucking bricks.
Leonardo da Vinci has now and then been witnessed by The Peninsula excavating an outlet.
A decapitated lady is from time to time witnessed hauling a body from the chilly water of Anns Creek in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a young girl has been made out on many instances in Caufield Bar after midnight obliterating a hat. A number of of the people who live in this town assert this ghost is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Tillamook long ago.
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a skeleton face having on shadowy robes may now and then be spotted by Skookum Lake Dam around midnight gazing at the water. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost likes terrifying unwise people who are bold enough to disrupt the peace in Tillamook.
A female with an axe in her head has regularly been witnessed in Airbase Reserve
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County Park before dawn devouring a steak. Based on what the folks who live here claim, this ghost loves terrifying unwise folks who come seeking ghosts in Tillamook. In any event, this is an unfriendly ghost that you wouldn't want to run into at night.
A giant aardvark is frequently noticed on a Tillamook residential road after midnight.
A drifting ghost is known to have been distinguished on a few occasions floating in the air like a cloud in Tillamook. Regardless of what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to run into.
A cyclop may be noticed over and over again looking at a guy slumbering on a mattress in a building in Tillamook.
The ghost of a youthful Indian fighter has now and then been noticed in a convenience store in the Tillamook vicinity. One thing is for guaranteed, it without a doubt is a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space alien from the cosmos is every so often distinguished trying on clothes in a Tillamook mobile home.
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an airline pilot can from time to time be perceived near the entrance to Fort Clatsop National Memorial struggling to express something.
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Ghost Sightings From Tillamook
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Ghost Sightings From Tillamook
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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