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These are some lies we made up about Terrebonne.
An alien from another world has supposedly been made out on a small number of instances pacing from building to building at the stroke of midnight on a Terrebonne residential street.
An ET can regularly be made out browsing through a freezer in the kitchen of a Terrebonne flat very late at night.
A gigantic sheep can be distinguished often searching for someone in Osborne Canyon in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a flight attendant has from time to time been observed in Baker City Park before dawn pulling a dead body over the grass.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet is from time to time made out seated at the dining table in a Terrebonne building.
Plato may every so often be made out on the peak of Bessie Butte around midnight surveying the panorama.
A massive lynx has often been distinguished washing a blood-splattered pillow in Cline Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of
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an elderly cleaning lady is repeatedly perceived gazing at people in a Terrebonne building through a keyhole. People assert that this ghost likes frightening people who come seeking ghosts in Terrebonne. One thing's for sure, this is a bad spirit that is better not interrupted.
The ghost of a young woman outfitted as a maid may often be distinguished
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trying to flag down cars along a shadowy road next to Terrebonne. In any event, it's a menacing ghost that you don't want to encounter in the early morning hours.
A space invader from Saturn has every now and then been perceived drinking fuel from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Terrebonne.
The ghost of a down-and-out man is every so often noticed right by the entrance to Deschutes National Forest looking furiously at the witness.
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Ghost Sightings From Terrebonne
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Ghost Sightings From Terrebonne
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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