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The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer is every so often made out watching the view from the summit of Bunker Hill on a dark night.
Leonardo da Vinci has been said to have been spotted on frequent occasions by Thompson Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water.
The spirit of a jetliner pilot can once in a while be spotted in a building in Tangent. Locals declare that this phantom can be the spirit of a local person who passed away here in Tangent many years ago.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack gripping a big axe has regularly been spotted in a Tangent mobile home. In any event, this ghost sure is creepy; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An enormous lamb is frequently observed fluttering over Bryant Lake Bed before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Tangent
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Ghost Sightings From Tangent
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
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