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These are some lies we made up about Sweet Home.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every now and then been distinguished dragging a dead body from the freezing water of Ames Creek late in the night.
The ghost of a shackled up lady is occasionally distinguished reading a newspaper by Noble Spring on a dark night.
A woman grasping her head underneath her arm has purportedly been distinguished on many instances in Andrew Wiley Park before dawn looking for a person. It's been declared that this precise ghost is the undeparted soul of a former Sweet Home local resident. No matter what, this is a horrible spirit that is preferably not disturbed.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space can from time to time be witnessed checking out Lower Pleasant Valley in detail before dawn.
The ghost of a guy with half his head not there has regularly been spotted staring at Foster Dam on a dark night. If you talk to the locals, this spirit is that of a resident who had a house here in Sweet Home many
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years ago.
A space man from Jupiter is known to have been observed on a handful of instances checking out Chimney Rock after midnight.
An extremely large chipmunk may frequently be made out seeking a photo beside a parked pickup in a Sweet Home parking lot around midnight.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can be
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noticed very often redistributing orbs about up on the highest spot of Binegar Butte.
An extraterrestrial has every now and then been perceived in a Sweet Home area hardware store, walking the aisles.
The phantom of a youthful female in a blood-covered dress has been noticed on many occasions pointing at the observer late at night by a mailbox in Sweet Home.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy may every now and then be distinguished resting at the dining table in a Sweet Home house howling at the eye witness to beat it.
A space man from Venus was seen going wild in Cascadia State Park quite near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a nine feet tall enormous person was spotted wandering through a residence in Sweet Home. This specific spirit has been distinguished over and over again in this place. If you listen to what the local residents assert, this phantom gets pleasure from frightening foolhardy folks who are brave enough to interrupt the serenity in Sweet Home.
The Gingerbread
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Man was perceived staggering through a building next to Sweet Home.
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Ghost Sightings From Sweet Home
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Ghost Sightings From Sweet Home
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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