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These are some lies we made up about Sutherlin.
A massive mustang is rumored to have been noticed on frequent instances at a pay phone in Sutherlin using the phone.
A creepy creature may be distinguished repeatedly redistributing orbs around in Camas Swale late in the night.
A very large steer has once in a while been spotted burying a cadaver by a large boulder in Cooper Creek Reservoir Park at midnight.
An ET from another planet is once in a while seen looking furiously at the onlooker at Cooper Creek Dam in the early morning hours.
An enormous mynah bird has allegedly been spotted on a handful of instances flinging stones into Cooper Creek Reservoir before sunrise.
The ghost of a zinc-miner can from time to time be perceived staggering through a Sutherlin neighborhood cemetery. Some people say this ghost enjoys terrifying unwise folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Sutherlin.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was observed at Bachelor
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Creek very late at night hurling stones into the stream.
The ghost of a man dressed as a store clerk came into sight up on the summit of Davis Hill trying to locate a picture. The spirit unmoved that there was somebody other nearby.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos was distinguished drinking motor oil by a wild road close
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to Sutherlin in the early morning hours.
A lady with a half transparent body emerged staying in a forsaken manor in Sutherlin. When the watcher materialized the ghost ran away.
The ghost of a guy sporting a police uniform was noticed reading a newspaper by Whistlers Bend. The appearance of the observer frightened the ghost who then vanished. No matter what folks express, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of an old man with a big gray beard was noticed standing by a secluded highway close to Sutherlin. The ghost spoke of revenging a murder. Anyway, it certainly is a terrifying ghost that should be avoided.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been spotted in a house in Sutherlin.
A huge cat is frequently distinguished in Oregon Caves National Monument near the park headquarters yelling.
An Allosaurus has been distinguished on a few instances in a Sutherlin home.
The phantom of a gentleman having on an army outfit may repeatedly be seen showing up in a washroom mirror. It's been said that this particular ghost may be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Sutherlin before the present.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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