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These are some lies we made up about Summer Lake.
A space alien from planet Saturn has from time to time been spotted in a Summer Lake area shoe store, strolling the aisles.
The ghost of a young-looking lady sporting a bloody wedding dress is rumored to have been seen on a small number of occasions enjoying the landscape at Ana River Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. A lot of locals say this ghost is perhaps the undeceased ghost of a person who used to live here in Summer Lake.
A space man from the cosmos was spotted in Ana Reservoir County Park before sunrise gulping paint.
A huge ox came into sight at Ana River late in the night tossing pebbles into the stream.
The ghost of an 8 foot colossal man was noticed sipping water from Bagley Spring after midnight. The ghost saluted the eye witness. Well, this is a nasty ghost that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Summer Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Summer Lake
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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