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These are some lies we made up about Sublimity.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer was distinguished in a mirror in a Sublimity house; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
An martian traveler from the cosmos has often been witnessed in a residence in the neighborhood of Sublimity.
An extremely large chamois has allegedly been spotted on frequent occasions floating down Alder Creek at midnight.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her eyes may often be observed gulping gasoline down near Drift Creek Falls around midnight. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is chilling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An ET from outer space may be perceived time and again gazing across Coon Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Sublimity
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Ghost Sightings From Sublimity
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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