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These are some lies we made up about Stayton.
Henry VIII has every so often been witnessed hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Stayton.
An enormous aardvark is now and then spotted in Stayton Island County Park at the stroke of midnight pulling a dead body through some bushes.
The phantom of a farmer wearing a farmer hat is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions looking at the water by Lower Bennett Dam in the early morning hours.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship may once in a while be spotted conversing into the air in the center of Alder Creek.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune has repeatedly been made out staring at a guy sleeping on a couch in a home in Stayton.
The spirit of a young-looking air force pilot has been made out on a few occasions clutching a cranium in a canoe on Hafco Reservoir. In any case, it's without a doubt a frightening ghost that should be kept away from.
Frankenstein's Monster may frequently be perceived in
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the early morning hours fluttering over Coon Hollow.
An extraterrestrial from space can be spotted over and over again staring in Jordan Valley at midnight.
A young-looking girl wearing a blood-covered wedding gown has now and then been observed cleaning a bloody rag in Drift Creek Falls in the early morning hours. Regardless of what,
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this ghost certainly is terrifying; one that is better not disturbed.
An enormous bat is now and then made out up on Blacktail flashing a kerosene lamp.
A massive mouse is known to have been seen on numerous instances by Leffler Grade reasoning.
A guy with a spear in his head can occasionally be observed in a convenience store in the Stayton neighborhood. One thing is for sure, it's a frightening ghost that you would not want to meet in the early morning hours.
Issac Newton was seen trying on a shirt in a Stayton building.
A man's body with the head of a sheep came into view nosing around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Stayton. The phantom was gobbled up by the air after being seen.
A womanly form appeared playing a tune on a harmonica in a Stayton apartment. Scared by the bystanders the phantom receded into the night.
The ghost of a gentleman hauling a sword was spotted in Bald Peak State Park outside the ranger station digging a cavity. When noticed the phantom approached the observer who then escaped. Whichever way, it indisputably is a chilling phantom that any rational person wouldn't wish to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Stayton
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Ghost Sightings From Stayton
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
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