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These are some lies we made up about Sisters.
A female without a head became visible sitting on a bench in an apartment in Sisters. The ghost did not mind that there was somebody other nearby. No matter what, it is in all certainty a creepy ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to come across.
A gentleman with no head was distinguished burrowing a nook beneath a lamppost in Sisters. When the witness showed up the phantom ran off. If you listen to what the residents say, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Sisters many years ago.
An extraterrestrial from another world showed up in Buck Run City Park at night mounding boulders.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a big mustache and a wooden left leg was noticed trashing a glove on the water's edge of Sisters Reservoir. The arrival of the onlooker scared the ghost who then disappeared.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft was made out in the early morning hours examining Brush
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The spirit of an old woman grasping a firearm has repeatedly been seen at midnight hovering over Glaze Meadow. People here who have seen this ghost allege this ghost is that of a local who lived here in Sisters in the past. Whatever people exclaim, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn is frequently seen drinking water from Cold Spring in the early morning hours.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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