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These are some lies we made up about Silver Lake.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of instances in the middle of Bridge Creek attempting to snatch something.
Nicolaus Copernicus may frequently be observed staring at the water by Silver Creek Diversion Dam late at night.
A space invader has every now and then been perceived by Paulina Marsh pondering.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her back is now and then perceived on the top of Mahogany Mountain before dawn looking at the view.
The alien commander of a UFO has been spotted on frequent instances down beside Herder Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise shifting orbs about.
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Ghost Sightings From Silver Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Silver Lake
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
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