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These are some lies we made up about Seaside.
A Seismosaurus may repeatedly be spotted chucking pebbles in the middle of a wild road near Seaside in the early morning hours.
A female burning, grasping a fuel tank can be made out repeatedly on a dark night gazing across Bear Valley.
The phantom of a planter wearing a hat has every now and then been observed tossing bricks into Chapman Ponds after midnight.
The spirit of a young air force pilot is once in a while spotted by Beerman Creek trying to locate a shoe. One thing is for certain, it's a scary spirit that should be kept away from.
A space invader from another planet can once in a while be seen standing by a deserted highway close to Seaside.
A young-looking girl in a blood-splattered prom dress has regularly been distinguished being carried by a moped on a shady highway in the neighborhood of Seaside.
A space invader is regularly distinguished in a Seaside mobile home.
A gigantic cony may regularly be made out
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studying the surroundings from the apex of Bald Mountain late in the night.
One of the three Little Pigs may be observed time and again sniveling down near the water at Bald Point.
A guy with a machete in his head has now and then been observed wandering by a wild highway near Seaside.
A massive toad is every now and then witnessed
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trying to say something at Chapman Beach.
An martian voyager from another solar system may every so often be spotted taking in the vista at Warrenton Dam before sunrise.
The phantom of a mailman was witnessed seated on a couch in an apartment outside Seaside. The observer fled when she saw the ghost. According to the residents, this spirit takes pleasure in startling foolish people who come trying to locate spirits in Seaside.
An enormous kinkajou became visible by Sea Lion Rock Arch startling people.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was spotted concealing a body by a big boulder in C Z Picnic Ground around midnight.
An extremely large leopard was seen pointing at the bystander near Fort Clatsop National Memorial.
A gentleman's body having the head of a bat was spotted in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver catching a glimpse of the phantom in her rear view mirror after midnight. When the eye witness materialized the spirit ran off.
The phantom of a guy hauling a sword has repeatedly been
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noticed quite near Cape Kiwanda State Park going nuts. A lot of locals say this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Seaside some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Seaside
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Ghost Sightings From Seaside
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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