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These are some lies we made up about Sandy.
A space alien from deep space may often be distinguished screaming before sunrise by a vending machine in Sandy.
A man with a large hole through his upper body may be observed time and again at Firwood Veneer Corporation Dam before sunrise trying to state something.
A man having the head of a devil has now and then been distinguished on the shore of Roslyn Lake struggling to grab something. No matter what, this is a bad spirit that you wouldn't wish to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien is every so often observed taking a rest at a table in a Sandy building twinkling a light.
A female on fire, clutching a kerosene tank has allegedly been seen on one or two occasions floating along on Badger Creek before sunrise.
One of the three Little Pigs may now and then be spotted startling folks in Dodge Park in the early morning hours.
A massive duckbill has repeatedly been made out traveling on a donkey down a highway
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in close proximity to Sandy.
The ghost of a young air force pilot is often made out up on Lenhart Butte crying out people's names.
A huge raccoon has supposedly been made out on a few occasions appearing bloodcurdling beside Brownell Spring at night.
An alien vacationer from another solar system may often be perceived strolling
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through a home in the neighborhood of Sandy.
A youthful girl wearing a bloody prom dress can be distinguished over and over again after midnight gazing over Walker Prairie. One thing is for sure, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An enormous ferret has now and then been spotted at a public phone in Sandy making a phone call.
A minotaur is from time to time witnessed quite near Ainsworth State Park going berserk.
A space man from Venus may sometimes be seen staggering through a Sandy vicinity churchyard.
A lady with a sea-green face was observed demolishing an object in Mount Rainier National Park right by the ranger station. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed often in the neighborhood.
A colossal mandrill materialized staying in a neglected house in Sandy.
The ghost of a delivery man was spotted standing by a wild highway in close proximity to Sandy. The witness ran away when she made out the ghost. Well, it indisputably is a terrifying ghost that should be
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Ghost Sightings From Sandy
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Ghost Sightings From Sandy
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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