Saint Helens   These are some lies we made up about Saint Helens. A lady having the head of a leprechaun was observed in a Saint Helens building. When seen the ghost approached the witness who then escaped. A space alien from another galaxy was perceived staggering down a deserted highway in the vicinity of Saint Helens.      The alien mechanic of a UFO is frequently witnessed looking at the view from the apex of Maple Hill at night. An extraterrestrial from the Moon is known to have been witnessed on several instances appearing in a bathroom mirror. The ghost of a guy with half his head gone can often be seen in the early morning hours before sunrise chasing a passing pickup on a murky highway next to Saint Helens. William Shakespeare can be witnessed repeatedly staring irritably at the bystander by Benham Slough.   More Lies About Saint Helens On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Saint Helens Submit a lie about Saint Helens, Oregon: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Oregon Fun things to do in and near Saint Helens.   Oregon Trail Lanes,  Bowling, Saint Helens, 3 miles away Discovery Place,  Amusement Park, Saint Helens, 4 miles away The Hilander,  Bowling, Kelso, 13 miles away Triangle Bowl,  Bowling, Longview, 14 miles away Munchkin Playland,  Amusement Park, Portland, 15 miles away Aero Planes,  Bowling, Hillsboro, 17 miles away Me Too! Cafe,  Amusement Park, Beaverton, 17 miles away Steakburger Golf-O-Rama,  Mini Golf, Vancouver, 17 miles away Hazel Dell Lanes,  Bowling, Vancouver, 18 miles away JJ Jump,  Amusement Park, Vancouver, 18 miles away Other untruthful towns near Saint Helens, Oregon: Warren, Oregon, 2 miles away Columbia City, Oregon, 4 miles away Deer Island, Oregon, 4 miles away Scappoose, Oregon, 7 miles away Rainier, Oregon, 11 miles away North Plains, Oregon, 16 miles away Hillsboro, Oregon, 17 miles away Beaverton, Oregon, 19 miles away Banks, Oregon, 20 miles away Manning, Oregon, 20 miles away Ghost Sightings From Saint Helens