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These are some lies we made up about Saint Helens.
A massive coati has from time to time been spotted creeping up from a manhole on a Saint Helens avenue late in the night.
The alien mechanic of a UFO is every now and then perceived up on the apex of Maple Hill gazing furiously at the bystander.
An martian tourist from outer space has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances poking around in mailboxes before dawn in Saint Helens.
The Pied Piper can every now and then be made out struggling to deposit a body in Benham Slough at night.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed as a janitor was witnessed hollowing out a gap at James O Fisher Dam very late at night. When spotted the ghost came close to the witness who then ran away. One thing's for certain, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that is rather not interrupted.
A colossal ram came into sight down next to the shore at Adams Lake stacking chunks of concrete.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart came into view musicalizing
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on a harmonica in a Saint Helens building.
A lady with a semi see-through body was perceived at Adams Creek very late at night hurling stones into the flowing water. There are further stories concerning this ghost in the area. In any event, this is an unlikable ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter after midnight.
The ghost of a security
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guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was made out in a Saint Helens highschool very late at night staggering the corridors. Other reports of this ghost have been conveyed. Regardless of what people articulate, it's a frightening phantom that any sound person wouldn't wish to bump into.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a huge white beard has repeatedly been noticed in Boise Cascade Park at the stroke of midnight hauling a dead body over the grass. Any which way, it sure is a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space alien from space is regularly noticed articulating into the air at the water at Cathlacom Point.
An extraterrestrial may often be made out laundering a blood-splattered pillow in Bonnie Falls late in the night.
The phantom of a gentleman dressed in a military outfit may be perceived time and again going for a midnight swim at Lyons Beach.
An armor from the middle ages lacking a human being inside has every now and then been made out staring across Salene Lake very late at
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Helens
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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