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These are some lies we made up about Redmond.
An alien traveler from deep space can frequently be seen being carried by a horse by a highway outside Redmond.
The ghost of a young guy in a denim jacket may be noticed over and over again attempting to state something in Baker City Park at night.
An enormous rat has from time to time been noticed wandering through a home next to Redmond.
A space alien from space is every now and then distinguished at a coin operated phone in Redmond using the phone.
A massive marmoset may now and then be noticed pushing orbs about down at Cline Falls very late at night.
A space invader was observed wandering through a Redmond area churchyard.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft was seen looking at the view from the highest spot of Bessie Butte in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A headless man came into view going mad by a deserted road near Redmond before dawn. This phantom is fantastically active in this neighborhood;
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there have been one or two other reports of this precise phantom.
A space alien from the Moon was made out staying in a vacant home in Redmond.
The ghost of a dentist with a blood-covered uniform has often been witnessed in Deschutes National Forest by the park headquarters destroying an object. One of the local residents strongly argues
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that this phantom may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Redmond before the present.
A massive mule has been said to have been made out on a handful of occasions standing by a wild highway close to Redmond.
The ghost of a man clutching a blood-covered sword may repeatedly be noticed being carried by a Harley on a shadowy highway near Redmond. Several of the folks who live here allege this phantom is possibly the tormented phantom of a local person who used to have a home here in Redmond.
A huge bunny may be distinguished over and over again in a Redmond house.
Napoleon Bonaparte has once in a while been spotted staggering down a secluded highway near Redmond.
A space alien from deep space is now and then observed emerging in a restroom mirror.
The spirit of a civil war warrior has been said to have been noticed on one or two occasions seated in a chair in a trailer right next door to Redmond. Well, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be steered clear of.
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massive chamois has frequently been seen on a dark night chasing a passing Honda on a murky highway close to Redmond.
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Ghost Sightings From Redmond
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Ghost Sightings From Redmond
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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