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These are some lies we made up about Prospect.
The phantom of a jet pilot is every now and then spotted gathering wood in Mammoth Pines at night. Anyhow, this is an intimidating phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
The terrifying ghost of a Barbarian has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of instances calling names in a raft on Red Blanket Reservoir. One of the locals steadfastly argues that this phantom could be a recognized yesteryear native of Prospect.
A scary skeleton can every so often be observed gazing at the water by North Fork Diversion Dam at the stroke of midnight. In any event, it undoubtedly is a menacing ghost that is better not messed with.
A Triceratops has regularly been noticed leading a directed trip of Natural Bridge to a party of ghosts late at night.
A gigantic wolverine is often perceived going crazy in Aiken County Park before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Prospect
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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