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These are some lies we made up about Prineville.
The martian mechanic of a UFO is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of instances going through trash container on a Prineville road.
A Velociraptor can sometimes be spotted on a Prineville residential road late at night.
An alien from Saturn was perceived dragging a corpse across the dirt in Crooked River Park around midnight.
A lady with an axe in her head became visible exploring Juniper Canyon in detail late in the night. This individual ghost has been made out very often in this place. It has been alleged that this exact ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Prineville local person.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian warrior was noticed pondering down near Crow Foot Springs at the stroke of midnight. Further accounts of this ghost have been described. If you listen to what the people who live here argue, this spirit is that of a local person who lived here in Prineville some decades ago.
A gargantuan chipmunk came into view
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in the center of Dry Creek rearranging orbs around.
A space invader from another galaxy was noticed gazing at the water by Baldwin Dam before dawn.
A giant peccary was made out studying the scenery from the top of Myers Butte late in the night.
The ghost of a jet pilot has often been made out very late at night staring over Grimes
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Flat. One thing is for certain, it without a doubt is a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft is regularly spotted hanging in the air like a blimp in Prineville.
A space man from planet Mars has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of instances shouting at the bystander to be off quite near Deschutes National Forest.
A gargantuan wildcat may regularly be seen looking at a guy snoozing on a couch in an apartment in Prineville.
A space invader from the cosmos may be noticed very often in a clothing store in the Prineville vicinity.
An enormous dingo has every now and then been made out crawling out of a drain hole on a Prineville lane on a dark night.
The creepy ghost of a conquistador is now and then witnessed playing a song on an accordion in a Prineville flat. Locals who have witnessed this ghost argue this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise folks who are brave enough to disturb the tranquility in Prineville.
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martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been observed on frequent occasions in a Prineville secondary school at the stroke of midnight wandering the corridors.
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Ghost Sightings From Prineville
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Ghost Sightings From Prineville
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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