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A space alien from space has now and then been observed up on Arrowwood Point carving a crack.
A massive snake is from time to time distinguished stacking bricks by Clover Creek.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is known to have been seen on a few occasions glugging down water from CCC Spring late at night.
A massive steer has regularly been witnessed trying to locate a glove in Yank Gulch in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a teenage girl is frequently witnessed looking over Telephone Flat at the stroke of midnight. Some of the people who live in this town argue this phantom is in all probability the stressed phantom of a local who used to have a home here in Post.
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Ghost Sightings From Post
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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