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These are some lies we made up about Portland.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is frequently made out down by Lovawalla Spring late in the night having a cracker.
An extraterrestrial has been said to have been noticed on frequent occasions riding on a bike on a dark highway close to Portland.
The phantom of an elderly cleaning lady may be distinguished often after midnight floating down on Alder Creek. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A big frightening dragon has occasionally been seen reading a magazine at the water's edge at Crystal Lake.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system is occasionally spotted on the summit of Kelly Butte on a dark night glancing at the sight.
An ET from space is rumored to have been observed on a handful of instances in an apartment in Portland.
A gigantic gemsbok may once in a while be spotted howling by Copeleys Rock.
An alien has repeatedly been witnessed
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struggling to express something beside the water at Cedar Island.
The ghost of a youthful lady clothed as a house keeper has allegedly been witnessed on a few instances hauling a corpse over the grass in Ainsworth Blocks before sunrise.
Napoleon Bonaparte can regularly be made out in a Portland residence.
The spirit of a destitute
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guy has now and then been observed before dawn studying Happy Valley in detail. Nonetheless, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that should be steered clear of.
An alien traveler from deep space is every now and then made out looking at the water by Lake Oswego Dam very late at night.
A very large turtle has purportedly been made out on several occasions walking in the middle of a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Portland.
An extraterrestrial from another world was perceived appearing in a bedroom mirror.
A Triceratops came into view seated on a bench in a flat right next door to Portland.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy was observed going bananas at Ainsworth State Park. This precise ghost has been noticed very frequently in this neighborhood. A woman who lives here asserts that this ghost is the struggling soul of an old Portland local resident. In any case, this phantom certainly is chilling; one that you would not want to bump into before dawn.
A huge hippopotamus became visible in
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the rear seat of a truck by the driver distinguishing the spirit in his rear view mirror after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Portland
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Ghost Sightings From Portland
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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