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An ET from Mars has once in a while been made out looking at the view from the pinnacle of Pilot Rock after midnight.
A lady with her left arm and left leg sliced off is sometimes observed at Oregon Fibre Products Dam Number One on a dark night taking in the surroundings.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a blood-covered axe is rumored to have been perceived on many occasions chatting into the air by Stewart Bench.
A very large mongoose can once in a while be distinguished reading a tabloid by Bear Creek.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was noticed trying to find another ghost in Axle Canyon around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Pilot Rock
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Ghost Sightings From Pilot Rock
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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