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These are some lies we made up about Pendleton.
The ghost of a copper-miner was observed in Aldrich Park late at night speaking into the thin air. The ghost did not seem to be troubled by the onlookers. No matter what, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to bump into.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has often been seen speaking into the night as if somebody besides was in attendance.
The martian captain of a UFO is frequently distinguished weeping up on the peak of Owen Hill.
A very large bison has purportedly been perceived on a few occasions peeking through flat windows in Pendleton on a dark night.
An extremely large budgerigar may regularly be witnessed down next to O'Brien Spring late in the night trying to express something.
A space man from Pluto can be observed repeatedly by McKay Dam at midnight gazing at the water.
A space man from outer space has now and then been distinguished exploring George Canyon in detail
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around midnight.
The martian mechanic of a UFO is once in a while seen redistributing orbs around mid stream in Birch Creek.
An ET from planet Mars has been said to have been distinguished on many instances watching television in a Pendleton living room at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has repeatedly
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been noticed in Hat Rock State Park right by the ranger station appearing creepy.
The phantom of a gentleman clad as a janitor is rumored to have been spotted on many instances browsing through garbage container on a Pendleton residential road. Some of the people who live here say this ghost is possibly the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Pendleton. No matter what people express, this is a hostile phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
Napoleon Bonaparte may repeatedly be made out on a Pendleton street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant hedgehog can be witnessed time and again looking at a man snoozing on a futon in a building in Pendleton.
A Pteranodon has once in a while been spotted trying on a hat in a Pendleton apartment.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object is now and then made out snooping in mailboxes before dawn in Pendleton.
The phantom of a man in a law enforcement uniform has been said to have been seen on a handful
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of occasions playing a melody on a xylophone in a Pendleton mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Pendleton
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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