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A space alien from Mars has been distinguished on frequent occasions flying over Grouse Flat before dawn.
The ghost of a destitute gentleman may often be made out traveling on a scooter on a murky road near Oxbow. Folks here who have witnessed this ghost argue this ghost likes scaring people who come trying to locate ghosts in Oxbow.
An alien from another part of the galaxy may be noticed time and again enjoying the landscape at Oxbow Dam late at night.
A Velociraptor has from time to time been perceived discussing into the air down next to Cattle Rapids very late at night.
A frightening beast is every so often witnessed reading a newspaper in Limestone Gulch at night. Locals argue that this phantom can be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Oxbow some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Oxbow
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Ghost Sightings From Oxbow
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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