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These are some lies we made up about Otis.
A gargantuan bat was seen gazing over Elos Prairie at the stroke of midnight.
A big scary beast showed up at Green Point very late at night looking down into the water.
A space invader from the cosmos was distinguished at Oceanlake Dam before sunrise taking in the landscape.
An extraterrestrial has regularly been seen shifting orbs about in the center of Alder Brook.
An unbelievably chilling spirit has allegedly been witnessed on frequent instances in Cascade Head Experimental Forest late in the night howling at a shrub. Regardless of what people express, it's a terrifying ghost that should be steered clear of.
A colossal moose may regularly be noticed looking at the sight from the top of Ball Mountain at night.
Nicolaus Copernicus can be made out frequently looking crossly at the viewer in Cascade Head Scenic Research Area around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Otis
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Ghost Sightings From Otis
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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