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These are some lies we made up about Ontario.
A Plateosaurus was distinguished posting a letter at an Ontario post office.
A gargantuan hippopotamus became visible staring in Forty-nine Slough.
A huge kid was seen trying to verbalize something by Penn Slough.
A gargantuan kangaroo emerged in Central Park very late at night flashing a light.
The ghost of a woman having a word cut into her nose was witnessed conducting a directed trip of Clay Point to a crowd of ghosts before sunrise. When distinguished the ghost approached the viewer who then escaped. A resident says that this phantom may very well be a famous past native of Ontario.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn was made out slurping gas from a pump at a refueling station in Ontario.
A space invader from outer space has often been observed discussing into the thin air as if someone else was nearby.
A female with maggots crawling out of her ears is frequently noticed walking a Sheepdog around midnight on a murky Ontario
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street. In any event, this is a hostile ghost that should be avoided.
The ghost of a shackled up female is known to have been observed on numerous occasions scrutinizing Little Whitley Gulch in detail at the stroke of midnight.
A lady with the head of a goblin can often be spotted by Surmeier Dam late in the night gazing at the water.
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extraterrestrial may be distinguished very often right by Farewell Bend State Park flinging chunks of concrete.
A giant deer is once in a while observed peeping through apartment windows in Ontario in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a gentleman with half his head missing has supposedly been witnessed on a few occasions watching television in an Ontario living room on a dark night. One of the locals confidently alleges that this phantom is possibly the undeparted phantom of a local who used to have a home here in Ontario. Regardless of what, it's a creepy ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across very late at night.
A massive alpaca can once in a while be noticed rummaging around in garbage cans on an Ontario street.
A massive ferret has frequently been witnessed on an Ontario street after midnight.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship is regularly observed looking at an old woman sleeping in an armchair in a building in Ontario.
The ghost of a youthful lady dressed in a
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blood-covered wedding dress is known to have been noticed on several instances in a grocery store in the Ontario neighborhood. Several of the folks who live in this town say this ghost is the stressed soul of a long dead Ontario resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Ontario
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Ghost Sightings From Ontario
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
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