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These are some lies we made up about North Plains.
Goldilocks was made out at night floating down on Baker Creek.
A colossal toad appeared downing water from Jackson Falls at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large deer was witnessed conducting a directed tour of Jackson Bottom to a troop of spirits late at night.
A large terrifying ghost was seen reasoning on a dark night by a road sign in North Plains. Additional people close at hand have had similar experiences with an almost identical ghost. A man who lives here declares that this ghost is the stressed soul of an old North Plains resident. Regardless of what people say, this is a hostile ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A gigantic raccoon has frequently been seen in Alpine Park after midnight covering a corpse by a large rock.
The Mothman is often observed resting at a table in a North Plains flat pushing orbs about.
A gigantic mule has been said to have been distinguished on numerous occasions at Howard Schmidt Dam before dawn looking at the landscape.
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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