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These are some lies we made up about Newberg.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space showed up on a Newberg road before dawn.
An ET from space was witnessed attempting to conceal a dead body in Aders Sump at night.
The alien mechanic of a UFO has often been seen hauling a skull by Ayers Creek.
A huge basilisk has purportedly been noticed on frequent occasions screaming on the summit of one of the hills in the Chehalem Mountains very late at night.
A space alien from planet Jupiter can frequently be made out in Brentano Bar in the early morning hours gazing.
A sizeable frightening ogre may be spotted very often attempting to state something down near the waterfront at San Salvador Beach.
An extremely large guinea pig has once in a while been witnessed by Hickory Hill Farm Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is every now and then seen visiting Carey Bend in the early morning hours.
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massive camel has been spotted on numerous instances floating in the air like a cloud in Newberg.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a large white beard can every now and then be observed in Bald Peak State Park after midnight dragging a body over rocks. In any event, it is indisputably a creepy ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into in the
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early morning hours.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has frequently been perceived beside Big Spring late at night gazing crossly at the observer.
The alien commander of a flying saucer has supposedly been noticed on a handful of occasions up on Bald Peak shouting at the onlooker to leave.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet can often be observed in Bald Peak State Park quite near the ranger station heaving bricks.
The ghost of a gentleman in military attire may be seen very often gazing at a lady slumbering on the floor in a residence in Newberg. People declare that this ghost is most likely the struggling ghost of a local resident who used to have a house here in Newberg.
The armor of a medieval knight devoid of a human inside has every now and then been observed in a store in the Newberg area.
An Anchisaurus is every so often perceived climbing up from a manhole on a Newberg avenue before sunrise.
An ET from planet Venus has purportedly been noticed on frequent instances
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musicalizing on an accordion in a Newberg house.
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Ghost Sightings From Newberg
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Ghost Sightings From Newberg
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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