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The ghost of a young-looking guy in a confederate uniform has sometimes been noticed suspended in the air like a balloon in Myrtle Point. A man who lives here claims that this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Myrtle Point a long time ago. One thing is for certain, this is an unlikable spirit that you wouldn't want to bump into in the early morning hours.
An ET is sometimes distinguished looking at the water by Johnson Log Storage and Sorting Dam on a dark night.
An extremely large musk deer is known to have been spotted on frequent instances in Anderson Creek reading a newspaper.
Ludwig van Beethoven may now and then be witnessed trying to find someone in a rubber raft on George Reservoir.
The martian technician of a flying saucer was observed crying in Dutch John Ravine in the early morning hours.
A massive whale was noticed on the summit of Budd Mountain on a dark night staring at the sight.
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space invader from Venus appeared gazing in Bennett County Park after midnight.
An ET from another world was perceived swallowing water from Brights Spring around midnight.
The spirit of a strapped up guy was made out looking at a guy snoozing on a mattress in a trailer in Myrtle Point. The eye witness fled immediately after she made
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out the ghost.
The ghost of a youthful woman covered in blood is repeatedly observed in a store in the Myrtle Point vicinity. One of the folks who live here steadfastly argues that this phantom is probably the tormented phantom of a local who used to have a home here in Myrtle Point.
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Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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