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These are some lies we made up about Monroe.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has supposedly been noticed on a small number of occasions in a wild place in the vicinity of Monroe.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spaceship can be made out very frequently piling rocks beside Belknap Spring at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet has occasionally been seen in Coffee Gap around midnight destroying a hat.
An extremely large ram is now and then spotted on the shore of Goodman Lake gulping blood from a mug.
A female with a semi see-through body has allegedly been made out on several instances dining on a burger at Herman Nusbaum Dam after midnight. Regardless of what, it's without a doubt a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Monroe
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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