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These are some lies we made up about Molalla.
A gargantuan giraffe can repeatedly be spotted in Feyer County Park late at night pulling a body across the dirt.
A massive snake can be seen often in a restaurant in the Molalla area.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head absent has every now and then been observed downing water from Wilhoit Mineral Springs before sunrise. Any which way, it undoubtedly is a chilling spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
A colossal budgerigar has supposedly been seen on a few occasions fluttering across Dickey Prairie before sunrise.
Johann Sebastian Bach may every so often be spotted staring at the water by C C Porter Dam on a dark night.
A colossal hartebeest was seen trying on shoes in a Molalla house.
A Pteranodon showed up mid stream in Beaver Creek frightening folks.
A gigantic chimpanzee was witnessed struggling up from a manhole on a Molalla residential street in the early morning hours.
An enormous colt came
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into sight poking around in mailboxes late at night in Molalla.
A huge porcupine was witnessed performing a piece of music on a guitar in a Molalla flat.
Archimedes was noticed in a Molalla highschool at midnight staggering the corridors.
The ghost of a young woman dressed in a blood-splattered dress has frequently been made out
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in a mirror in a Molalla flat; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror.
A decapitated female has supposedly been seen on several instances destroying a bag in Bald Peak State Park near the ranger station.
A massive rabbit may repeatedly be distinguished trying to find a book by a parked Chevy in a Molalla parking lot very late at night.
The spirit of a teenage girl has once in a while been spotted looking for a picture in the early morning hours by a vending machine in Molalla. Many people who live here argue this spirit is that of a resident who had a house here in Molalla a long time ago.
A figure with a skeleton face having on murky robes is every so often distinguished having a seat at a coffee table in a Molalla home glugging down motor oil. In any case, this phantom undeniably is creepy; one that should be stayed away from.
A space man from planet Jupiter is known to have been noticed on a few occasions marching through a mobile home in Molalla.
A gigantic ape can every now and then
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be distinguished wandering through a building close to Molalla.
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Ghost Sightings From Molalla
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Ghost Sightings From Molalla
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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