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These are some lies we made up about Madras.
A large creepy monster became visible in the backseat of a Ford by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
The ghost of a delivery man was made out at Jefferson Plywood Company Dam in the early morning hours crying. The phantom waved to the onlooker.
An enormous budgerigar has often been seen trimming bushes in the yard of a home in Madras.
A womanly shape is frequently witnessed glancing over Agency Plains on a dark night.
Christopher Columbus has been said to have been seen on many occasions scrutinizing Crooked River Gorge in detail at night.
A massive whale may frequently be made out drifting down Willow Creek at night.
The ghost of a female with satanic symbols engraved into her arm may be seen very often on the summit of Buck Butte before sunrise staring at the panorama. Locals here declare that this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in Madras long ago. In any event, this
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is a hostile spirit that you don't want to come across late at night.
A space invader from planet Venus has from time to time been observed fishing from the shore of Lake Simtustus at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is from time to time made out by an old woman canoeing in a river next to Madras.
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ET has been said to have been observed on numerous instances having a seat in a chair in a flat in Madras.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can every now and then be witnessed yelling at the eye witness to beat it underneath a streetlamp in Madras.
An martian explorer from another world has frequently been distinguished going wild by the entrance to Deschutes River Recreation Area.
A space alien from another planet is regularly witnessed staggering from residence to residence in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Madras residential street.
A female with worms crawling out of her eyes has purportedly been spotted on a small number of occasions searching through a bookshelf in the living room of a Madras home before dawn. A man who lives here declares that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring unwise folks who are fearless enough to upset the tranquility in Madras.
The phantom of a chained up lady may often be spotted sitting at the kitchen counter in a Madras residence.
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Pterodactyl may be observed often staring at people in a Madras residence through a door crack.
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Ghost Sightings From Madras
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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